crabby-matchmaker:

I’m just going to live here now, okay? Okay.

 ((Yes. Live on my blog. Do it. ))

skyzmightfall:

mirthfulmiracle:

skyzmightfall:

well hello there,
it’s the clown only it’s not. you’re a little different aren’t you?

Oh hEy mOtHeRfUcKeR. yEaH I’M A MoThErFuCkInG ClOwN. rIgHt nOw i’m a hOmElEsS ClOwN AnD ShIt bUt i’m wOrKiNg oN It sO It’s nO PrObLeM Or sHiT. aNyWaY, nAmEs gAmZeE. nIcE To mOtHeRfUcKiNg mEeT YoU.

((Your song. Fuck. When you beleive, that one, I ahven’t heard that in AGES. and now gorillaz. loooove. teehee. >:3 ))

>You extend your hand to him, smirking.

nice to meet you, i like to go by bro, don’t be afraid to address me by that. nice to meet a REAL hobo clown, gotta love the irony in that…

 ((Dude, I love every single song I picked. You know me by the waaayyyy))

You shake this motherfucker’s hand because he seems pretty cool. Maybe if you did a trick he would give you some money or some food.

NiCe tO MeEt yOu bRo. AnD YeAh i’m pReTtY MuCh a mOtHeRfUcKiNg bUm rIgHt nOw. BuT YoU NeEd aNyOnE To dO SoMe sHiT FoR YoU? i wOrK PrEtTy mOtHeRfUcKiNg hArD. i cAn jUgGlE, i’m bEnDy aNd sHiT, i’m gReAt wItH KiDs tOo. I CaN EvEn dO ShIt aRoUnD YoUr hOuSe mOtHeRfUcKeR. i’m rEaL LoW AnD CaSh rIgHt nOw. 

skyzmightfall:

well hello there,
it’s the clown only it’s not. you’re a little different aren’t you?

Oh hEy mOtHeRfUcKeR. yEaH I’M A MoThErFuCkInG ClOwN. rIgHt nOw i’m a hOmElEsS ClOwN AnD ShIt bUt i’m wOrKiNg oN It sO It’s nO PrObLeM Or sHiT. aNyWaY, nAmEs gAmZeE. nIcE To mOtHeRfUcKiNg mEeT YoU.

crabby-matchmaker:

YOU’RE FUCKING WELCOME.

ThAnKs bRo. HoWs yOuR FiNe mOtHeRfUcKiNg mIrAcLe fIlLeD DaY GoInG?

freakinbluscout:

Write me a letter :)

Dear _______,

I _______ you. You are ________ and someday I hope to ___________ you. If it were possible, I would _________ just to meet you. If I met you I would _________. Will you __________ me? I would sing __________ to you. We would _________ when we meet each other.

need sleep…

love you all but…

sleeeeeppppp

be up later.

HoLy fUcK. iT’S A MoThErFuCkInG TrOlL. wHaT’S Up mY MoHtErFuCkInG BrOtHeR. yOu lOoK KiNdA LiKe mE…

stuck-on-alternia:

mirthfulmiracle:

I WoUlD MoThErFuCkInG HoPe sO. bEsT NoT Be rUdE.

yeah. most of them are nice when you get to know them.

ThAt’s mOtHeRfUcKiNg gOoD BrO.

You reach and pull a quarter from his ear, holding it out to him.

hErE.

stuck-on-alternia:

mirthfulmiracle:

ThAt’s aLl fInE AnD GoOd. CaN’T MoThErFuCkInG LiKe eVeRyOnE. mOtHeRfUcKiNg fAcT Of lIfE.

yeah! that’s true.

but i think you’d get along with most of them.

I WoUlD MoThErFuCkInG HoPe sO. bEsT NoT Be rUdE.